IT BEARS REPEATING THAT I'M HERE BY ACCIDENT. EARTH IS A STRATEGICALLY WORTHLESS BACKWATER A HUNDRED LIGHTYEARS FROM NOWHERE.
"OHHHH WE'RE WET THOUGH." FUCKING GROSS. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
ALL THESE MOVIES YOU MAKE ABOUT FENDING OFF ALIEN INVADERS MISS THE POINT THAT THE ONLY CREATURES THAT WOULD EVER INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH THIS DAMP DIRT ROCK ARE PERVERTS AND GRAD STUDENTS.
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party so does that make you a pervert or a grad student?
@log@mastodon.sdf.org@digitalCalibrator @LRRRonEarth Omicronians are ambush predators. Their grad students have to constantly be on guard for a surprise thesis defense, and thus cannot be distracted by soft, mewling captives.