Omfg I just realised something amazing and I genuinely think it can change the world for the better:
Chuck Norris facts can be told as Keanu Reeves facts.
@log@mastodon.sdf.org@Sophie Whenever Keanu does have a beard, there is still a chin there and not additional fists. But his chin does hide a garrote, three throwing knives, and a meteor hammer in there.