Wisteria needs a trim today, you can practically watch it grow
The Property Management Company went a little nuts and cut it down to the ground a few times, I think they've gotten over it.
[Just had a chat with the guy giving the place a blow, as I was giving it a trim... "just say the word, it's out of here, personally I love it, but one complaint, it's gone." I put on my best "I'll keep it trimmed" face, and then obviously cut my finger. Life, it's so glamorous.]