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has a new DJ! Let us all give a warm welcome to DJ Hairy Larry (@SDF member 'hairylarry', @hairylarry on Mastodon).His show "Something Blue" will feature blues, jazz & other American roots music as played by musicians all over the world. There is a focus on live music and the show also includes production music recorded for "Something Blue" in Northeast Arkansas. The show will livestream every Friday, 20:00-21:00 UTC (4-5PM EDT/1-2PM PDT). Pls tune in tomorrow! anonradio.net

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"How can you possibly compare mass shootings with [some other cause of death]"

It was tricky, I had to use fractions

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Hi all! I will be livestreaming in less than an hour! Pls tune in to the Intergalactic Wasabi Mix on anonradio.net! 23:00-24:00 UTC/7-8PM EDT/4-5PM PDT 🌈 Tonite is & nite! Here's how to tune in πŸ‘‰ anonradio.net/listen πŸ‘ΎπŸŽΆ

@snowdusk_ So two phones and my laptop all shot to life at the same time to remind me of your show :)

Was about to write "phone" on the box my phone came in, but then realized that it's not a phone, it's a box. So, I wrote "box" on it.

Been walking around all day with a fabric softener sheet up my sleeve. My arm smells snuggly now.

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Congratulations!Now, molecular biochemistry so that you can become the cyberpunk god of insanity that the world fears.

Psych: Good morning Ms. <lastname>.

Me: Hi

Psych: Oh dear, I'm so sorry. I called you Ms. instead of Mr.

Me: Oh honey, you ain't the first and you won't be the last.

Local grocery store has a section called "Natural Selections." Don't know why I expected to find extinct species there. I'm bummed.

Found a detergent called "Hex." I suppose that's better than bleachbit.

Creamy habanero curry is delicious on pita, but, mi amigos, mi boca es en fuego. Ay carumba.

Anyone have experience running GnuRoot on Android? I'm having a problem making my bash scripts executable. Any help will be greatly appreciated. chmod doesn't seem to work.

Update: Tracking information on both packages shows they both originated in Tennessee. Hot sauce and cell phones. I might need to move there.

Just went on Amazon and bought a few-hundred-dollar cell phone and a bottle of hot sauce. I'm a victim of marketing.

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BREAKING: The US Senate just voted to save ! Now we have to take the fight to the House. Chip in to help win the fight for the free and open Internet: donate.fightforthefuture.org via @IDLtweets@twitter.com

@nydel Sorry to hear about your mom. Please know that I'm here for you. If I were there, I'd buy you a drink, buddy. Peace.

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Thank you all for tuning in! ✌️ Hope you enjoyed the show! 🌈 Pls tune in again next Sat 23:00 UTC!! Pls enjoy the rest of your week! πŸ‘°βœ¨βœ¨πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸŽ‰ anonradio.net

@snowdusk_ Another awesome show! Thanks! (last week I downloaded too fast and it cut off so I had to download again - this week, I wait patiently)

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The Intergalactic Wasabi Mix with me, snowdusk, will be livestreaming in 2 minutes on ! Pls tune in ✌️ πŸ‘‰ anonradio.net:8000/anonradio πŸ“‘πŸŽΆ