WofFS @woffs@mastodon.sdf.org

Tech enthusiast: "I want smart lights, smart tv, everything, and connect them all to my digital assisstant!"

Tech worker: *looks wistfully into distance* "I should get a small place in a little town, with a garden, make my own furniture."

Die romantische Liebe, die Einschränkung des Kochsalzverbrauches.

“There simply is not enough land and trees in the world to soak up the emissions of big polluters and northern governments” our govts plans are at best creative accounting around a fictional net zero that will kill millions if not billions of people.

Linksextrem weil gesamtgesellschaftliches Verantwortungsgefühl

I want my child to learn about computers; I don't want computers to learn about my child.

All browser prompts need a "Lie" function in addition to Allow and Block.

<Website> wants to:
* Know your location
* Use your camera
[ Allow ] [ Block ] [ Lie ]

If device manufacturers stop supporting their hardware with software updates, they should be required to release the source code so that people can continue to maintian the working devices. https://spectrum.ieee.org/we-need-software-updates-forever

If you use #GMail, #Google keeps records of everything you buy, even if you delete the email receipt, and even if you didn't buy the product from them. Here's metadata from my takeout showing price, delivery address, description, vendor, etc. #privacy

@rysiek @xahteiwi hyperventilating

In #Polish when we want to say "fun factor" we say "niekwantyfikowalny pozytywny współczynnik emocjonalny" and I think that's beautiful.

Every time I see a javascript-requiring cloudflare MiTM page I get mad about the current state of the internet

I'm always shocked at how many people buy those cheap plastic #kitchen sponges. They work so terribly and are not washable. Take literally any old rag that is at least partially #cotton, and it cleans so much more efficiently. Like literally any old t-shirt. And everyone knows how to wash a t-shirt.

Kennt ihr eigentlich schon meinen Bot @bundescyberjob ?

Der durchsucht aktuelle Behördenjobangebote nach dem Suchwort "Cyber" und tootet sie dann.

Ich hab unser WLAN in "Nicht verbunden" umbenannt. Die anderen drehen grad voll am Rad.

Warum spielen die Kinder von heute nicht mehr draussen wie frueher? #LateStageCapitalism