Started spring cleaning. Now that everything is maximum mess I've lost the will to carry on.

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"I was laughing, my mate was laughing, bleeding funny." For some reason this Alexei Sayle sketch has always stuck in my head.

youtu.be/yPEsVxIZP2w

I set my disc brakes on fire three weeks ago. My bicycle has been at the bike shop ever since. I've called them twice but they are "waiting on parts". It's it too tragic to call again?

Hello again Mastodon... The sunrise this morning is as smoky as the impending sunset. Australian bushfire season is upon us!

"The Great Day of His Wrath". I still remember when I first saw this in the Tate gallery and thinking that fantasy art was perhaps legit after all. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grea

When I first became interested in art, I was about 4 years old and this was the type of Art I felt deserved a capital 'A' mastodon.sdf.org/media/1kAt5br

It's been a tough week at work, one more day to go. Had a few minutes to scrawl this between making a smoothie and packing my lunch at 6am this morning. mastodon.sdf.org/media/v_Nl82A

Updating Homebrew.... i t ' s s o s l o w. I miss my debian.

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Why do swedish warships have barcodes on them? 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.

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Managed to crash my motorbike into my partners . Oh the terror!

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