Somebody please explain to me "raisin juice concentrate"....

Isn't raisin juice...just grape juice...but less of it?

Okay but fermented honey is really really good.

At moments like this I'm really glad I'm not a Zionist, and really mad that it won't matter when the lynchings happen.

Midwestern fundamentalist sexting opener:

"Send snoods"

Man. So stoked to get home after DefCon. Seeing all those cool people in one place always really lights a fire under my butt.

For the last 6 months my interaction with the birdsite was typically limited to a tweetdeck configuration where I only see DMs and notifications. I never see the feed. I looked at the feed today and was outraged within 30 seconds.

They have really polished all of the blemishes out of that primary gameplay loop.

high & emotional thoughts 

"introduce me to your tailor, because those crazypants *fit*"

The security guard here just asked if I played Pokemon. Because I always leave for lunch.

He did not think "Hey, this guy has friends" or "hey, this guy likes fine dining" or "hey, this guy is a stoner" (all of which are true).

He thought "Pokemon".

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The Linux Foundation’s Staff Uses Windows and Microsoft. Now the Foundation Outsources the Coding and Hosting, Too (to Microsoft of Course).

TFW a vendor uses the phrase "all aboard the service bus"...

TFW you get a notification because your hotel manager swipes right.

You know that feeling when you're high as heck and friends with the entire internet?

y'ever just look at the federated timeline and think "the fediverse is way thirsty tonight"?

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2019 Accomplishments:

- Dissolve an 11 year relationship and a 6 1/2 year long marriage.
- Get a new job
- Start a 501c3

There is such a thing as too much. Can we just not...for a little.....I need a nap.

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> Google to restrict modern ad blocking Chrome extensions to enterprise users

Embrace, extend, and extinguish
It's 1995 all over again. No one should be surprised by this. No one.

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