David @ratamacue@mastodon.sdf.org

I apparently only own plebian scissors.
https://asia.nikkei.com/Life-Arts/Life/The-cutting-edge-of-cutting-How-Japanese-scissors-have-evolved2

[insert fart joke here]

RT @thehill@twitter.com

Trump Energy Dept refers to fossil fuels as "molecules of freedom" and "freedom gas" http://hill.cm/Agrz3XI

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1133811252914982912

Caring for an infant week 2: It's not unusual for her poop to smell like popcorn.

Fortnite is the new Angry Birds.

Pretty sure my newborn baby contains Samsung batteries because she leaks chemicals and sporadically explodes.

This is the only correct way to play sudoku.
https://michal.muskala.eu/2017/01/25/sudoku-solver-in-prolog.html

Lillian Rose Ron http://bit.ly/2VtP9PO

My pregnant wife just gifted me a starter kit.

Leave Amazon review for inexpensive electronics. Receive email from China offering to replace device AND refund purchase. Realize other reviews for device may be influenced by scheme. Profit and free electronics.

Thinking back on years of projects that used big data platforms to collect up experimental results for ad hoc analysis, I can't help but think we would have gotten to "good enough" so much faster if we had dropped the data into splunk and moved on.

My pregnant wife is due Monday. Tonight I learned that she doesn't want to give birth until after Sunday so she doesn't miss Game of Thrones.

Coworker found that Taco Bell's online ordering system has a public "test item" https://www.tacobell.com/search?text=test&storeNumber=027772

Neat Hack. https://jameshfisher.com/2019/04/27/the-inception-bar-a-new-phishing-method/

"Wow, compared to you, I suck at self-deprecation".

I love Hacker News.

🙋‍♂️ Except for the dozen or so ubikeys, which doesn't really imply anything other than paranoia.

RT @martinfowler@twitter.com

From the AP article, it appears this photo is being used as evidence of suspicious material to support the detention of @olabini@twitter.com . How many of my readers have this much electronics (or more) in their house? 🙋‍♂️
https://www.apnews.com/327d2dcbe0f24a2eba839502fbd783cb

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/martinfowler/status/1117866298002640896

My pregnant wife with pink hair just asked me "if your daughter wanted crazy colored hair, would you let her?" I need not reply.