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RT @thehill@twitter.com

Trump Energy Dept refers to fossil fuels as "molecules of freedom" and "freedom gas" hill.cm/Agrz3XI

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thehill/status/113

Caring for an infant week 2: It's not unusual for her poop to smell like popcorn.

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Buying a new fan for my desktop's CPU. Apparently they only come with rainbow LEDs. I didn't realize that's how fans work now.

Pretty sure my newborn baby contains Samsung batteries because she leaks chemicals and sporadically explodes.

Leave Amazon review for inexpensive electronics. Receive email from China offering to replace device AND refund purchase. Realize other reviews for device may be influenced by scheme. Profit and free electronics.

Thinking back on years of projects that used big data platforms to collect up experimental results for ad hoc analysis, I can't help but think we would have gotten to "good enough" so much faster if we had dropped the data into splunk and moved on.

My pregnant wife is due Monday. Tonight I learned that she doesn't want to give birth until after Sunday so she doesn't miss Game of Thrones.

"Wow, compared to you, I suck at self-deprecation".

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🙋‍♂️ Except for the dozen or so ubikeys, which doesn't really imply anything other than paranoia.

RT @martinfowler@twitter.com

From the AP article, it appears this photo is being used as evidence of suspicious material to support the detention of @olabini@twitter.com . How many of my readers have this much electronics (or more) in their house? 🙋‍♂️
apnews.com/327d2dcbe0f24a2eba8

🐦🔗: twitter.com/martinfowler/statu

My pregnant wife with pink hair just asked me "if your daughter wanted crazy colored hair, would you let her?" I need not reply.

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