net "unf" scaler @netscaler@mastodon.sdf.org

I was petsitting for some friends of the family
And it was late at night and I was watching tv
And I thought the cats seemed indifferent to me besides the fact that I gave them food
But then one of the cats
Out of nowhere
Walked up and onto my chair
I thought she was looking for food
Buy then she placed her paw on my hand
And looked deep into my eyes

I didn't know the #introductions tag was a thing but here's my contribution.

no i can't swim nor ride a bike but AT LEAST i'm gay.,

@buriedlove I was scared until I realised I wanted to kiss them
And then I was still scared but it's more fun now

https://geoff.greer.fm/2019/03/04/thinkpad-x210/

>The fan only turns on if I’m doing something intensive like compiling go or scrolling in Slack.

😆 TRUTH

happy #bunday everyone!! let’s make this a thing!!

Bark Bork Borf

Boof

Shoutout to everyone tired today from the effort of doing nothing

@waifu Looks like the memes got too spicy.
Everyone has a breaking point. I haven't discovered mine yet.

when i told you to "get fucked" i meant it in a nice, supportive way

I'm just a
🔲 Man
🔲 Woman
☑️ Lump of flesh
Looking for a
🔲 Man
🔲 Woman
☑️ Person who makes me feel safe