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fey & lush  

who wears the plants in your relationship

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Your New SJW Waifu :verified:  
TFW you flex so hard that your tattoos start coming off
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Regular James  

*Someone suggests an app to me*
I’m not downloading that spyware you gullible boomer.

*Some refuses to download an app I suggest*
Download the spyware you paranoid boomer

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𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓮  

the only oppressed class are tall people because we have to hurt our necks looking down at the smalls

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You know all them images of anime girls holding big ass syringes. I want one of those but with a tiny ass insulin needle

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You ever have a strange dream that messes with your whole fucking day

You just wake up like wtf

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Zest ✨  

irl tummy 

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Epsiloco  
@netscaler
Big agree
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Internet, Eh?  

garden plans 

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long dick johnson  

“born on a mountain raised in a cave trucking and fucking is all that i crave” - bigfoot

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joe  

oi mate, am avin a pint at the Dick and Balls

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Man cave nah fuck that its a cum dungeon.

Study. Study my ass theirs only one thing that is "studied" in the cum dungeon

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What in the fuck is a softboy

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Knew that amazon prime subscription would come in handy eventually

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You can't wear that its made from animal fur

You can't eat that its made from animal or animal milk

You can't build that its made of wood so your killing a tree

You can't eat that you just killed a plant

Guess i'll die then

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volcel thotiana  

boosts lewd posts
idk her

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volcel thotiana  

lewd 

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pere uwu  

fathers day, family 

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@goat

Yeah spotify start reccommending AJJ instead

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Roll bus roll take me off

A rolled up sweatshirt makes the window soft

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