utopian future in the 1980s: flying cars
utopian future in the 2020s: no cars

what if the people with the most lewd thoughts were the most quiet about them :blobcatthink:

*existential crisis*

bad 

"uses a profile picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun"

Fine i'll play your fucking bingo if we can bet real money

bingo? what the fuck. do I look like an old man? Just because you're right doesn't mean its okay

re: politics,us,mass shootings 

politics,us,mass shootings 

politics,us,mass shootings 

politics,us,mass shootings 

HANK, squeezing his wife around the waist: I don't call 'er Peg for nothing

HANK, looking at the pigeon sona he just drew for himself: *sobbing*

HANK, distraught: Oh, God, I was born in New York! My fursona is a fraud! I'll have to get a pigeon, Peggy! A rat with wings, that's what I am!
PEGGY: I don't know, it'd be kinda romantic if we were both birds. Me, the uptown owl and you, the downtown pigeon. We could soar through the sky and-
HANK: (withering glare)
PEGGY: Alright, alright, jeez

@Synestria @Breakfast @minty_da
PEGGY: Oh, I haven't seen this in years. Your dad drew this for me right before he proposed in his ears and tail.
BOBBY: Dad, you had a partial?
HANK: Heh heh, it wasn't much to look at, but it's all we had back then.

@BestGirlGrace @Breakfast @minty_da

Bobby finds all the commissions his dad has had since the 1980s in a locked box and assumes he's a rich miser.

He gets a hold of Hank's PayPal and buys himself a full suit and some expensive comms.

Hank reveals he drew most of the art and the actual family commission budget is all from him drawing on the side.

They cancel the comms Bobby ordered but let him keep a partial suit that already came in the mail.

@minty_da @fluxom_alt
PEGGY: Leave her alone, Hank! You lost on whether you can get blown up like a balloon with a bicycle pump, you're not gonna win on this.

@minty_da @fluxom_alt "Sergals *are* real! I saw a documentary on them! The boy sergal and the girl sergal were in love!!"

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