netsca @netscaler@mastodon.sdf.org

avoiding surveillance by installing pleroma on a toaster and living in a small van

waiting for my husband to come back from the gnu/linux wars

"Come with me if you want to believe it's not butter."

@netscaler love my #choices in #capitalism!

whispering: "Let's listen for the call of the common mastodon..."

From the distance: "I'm gay!"

whispering: "Such an elegant sound."

Deranged cultists: one of us! One of us! ONE OF US!

me, trying to suppress a smile: aw, c'mon. Y- you guys are just sayin that

Me: i love Mastodon. Decentralized social media all the way. i hope everyone quits Twitter and signs up

Me: *thinks about my co-workers seeing my profile*

Me: some people can stay on Twitter. That's fine

yeah this is bad. 13 year old me was a dumbass

person one: what kind of fruit do you like? i'm pretty fond of apples
person two: you can't go wrong with peaches imo
person three: what the fuck is "fruit"?? kids these days

recording every single action i do for three years and then using machine learning to generate a neural network that predicts what i do next and becoming more and more disappointed in myself as it increasingly predicts "eat another bag of chips" or "watch youtube for three hours"

@medusa