mcz @mcz@mastodon.sdf.org

Best decapitation is head decapitation

Now is a good moment to do something. I'm going to enjoy it until it passes.

She was wrong. It turns out that 230-220*0.5=5!

healthy from head to toe, dead from a bullet list to the brain

Few days ago I dropped my phone (again) and I had to repair it. Then I realized I bought only one smartphone in my whole life. Let's see how long it takes before I buy another one.

Touching hot stove is a great example of feedback and learning. That's why our employees are encouraged to touch hot surfaces on a daily basis.

Hobby: writing reviews of books that don't exist.

Yeah I stole a joke, but at least some people were laughing as I awkwardly tried to run away

I have a second piece of paper (in my back pocket) with some other word on it, just to make sure I'm never lost.

I stopped writing shopping lists. I don't need them. I just carry a piece of paper with "the usual" written on it. I can go to a store and buy the same things I usually buy without having to remember anything, because I have it on paper.

It also helps when someone asks me what did I have for breakfast.

If I could go back in time I would prevent this toot from being written

True fact: this scene from a 1971 Polish superhero comedy film 'Hydrozagadka' is a reference to ed, the standard text editor.

"Our electron brain turned out to be useless. After the data entry it displayed a big question mark."

And my favorite fruit is orange.

My favorite vegetable is carrot because it's red and my least favourite vegetable is tomato.

if I had to write down a list of people I hate, I'd start with the guy who came up with the idea of selling AAA* batteries in 4+1 packs

"No matter how loud you scream, it won't change the fact that there's only one correct order of operations", she said, writing 230-220*0.5=5 on the blackboard.

The algorithm is optimized for cases when divisor is equal to base minus one

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