Matera the Mad @matera@mastodon.sdf.org

When you speak of "thinking outside the box" you ignore one very important thing: The box is yours. You created it.

In reality, there is no box.

Ordered some 8-ft. bamboo poles. Let the damn plants grow now!

I really do feel sorry for people who depend on tiny pocket pests for everything.

But most of them would be just as small-minded and limited on real computers.

Q. What is the difference between Windows and Android?

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A. Your master's name.

*now twiddles thumbs for scan*

I hate fewns

*checks fewn*

*twiddles thumbs while shit updates...

...or doesn't update...*

I hate fewns.

lol fixed the missing buttons by installing a new theme. I guess something bad happened to some part of Pale Moon's default theme.

I'm not a big button user, but sometimes they're convenient.

I wrote a nice review of the shopping cart I bought on eBay a few days ago. I am a good netizen. It's a good cart.

Toodly

Ready to roll

Impatiens and mini tomato seeds under tents join the botanical insanity of the tropical zone

When you think the seeds are all done...think again.

Now here's something sexy! (whichever sex it wants to be at the moment)

Started video screencap of a PowderToy thing. Walked off to do something...did other things...took a big trump...came back to 32GB of video.

I'm so easily distracted 🙄 🤣
Good thing I believe in big hard drives.

Cheesey shroomy noodley soup

Cheesey shroomy noodley soup

Cheesey shroomy noodley soup

Aaaahhhhhhhhh

I feel much better naoooowwwww....

Any good dick pics on the fedline?
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Nah, just tits and ass.

Crap, what's a dirty old woman to do these days?

I am stressed out.

If one more thing falls on the floor, the screams will be heard in Michigan. Maybe farther.

You have been warned.

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Make. My. Day.