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Living in a world of shitty things is not a valid excuse for not doing good things.

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She lives in a tree
sleeps in the winter
wakes in the springtime
sings with my voice

Birds are her children
wild beasts her sons
the sea is her daughter
mother of all

Rain is her house
clouds the roof of it
many her windows
lit by the moon

She walks in the meadows
clad only in wind
sweet rivers pour down
from her mountains

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When people lived real lives, they didn't need an ad to tell them they needed a bucket to fetch water.

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Words are little clamps we put on thoughts to stop the bleeding.

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Winning at Solitaire is like having your faith in humanity restored. It only lasts until the next deal.

MtM Lessons of Solitaire

I have shitty feelingness and unopened email. Coffee must be made.

The transition from horizontal to vertical is difficult today.

Other lesser known oral diseases such as noma, a severe gangrenous disease that mostly affects children aged 2-6 years living in conditions of extreme poverty, and clefts of the face and mouth have significant health, social and economic impacts in some regions.

[:tw: tweets.newsbots.eu/WHO/status/#bot]

"Please describe your non-verbal process in as few words as possible"

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Oh, you're gonna be that way, huh? *opens terminal and gets shit done* Ha. So there.

I feel kinda like going hunting on Farceborg. Dig into a friend's friends list and start reporting the fascists. Just for fun.

Mmm, good bath. The overflow was going "Glurk, glurk."

I'm going to have to put a clamp on somebody on Farceborg. She not only recycles the most godawful godcrap, she has nothing better to do than propagate tRump memes.

I don't have to see shit that ugly.

There's only one reason I haven't blocked some domains.

One should not forget that such things exist.

quote about kentucky route zero 

"It's a key, key part of the artistic criticism... that corporations... largely exist to prey on and profit from people who have made mistakes, who are lost and confused, who are barely scraping by on the margins of society"

What's the difference between Texas and Afghanistan?

Names.

A software tester walks into a bar. 

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

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