Matera the Mad @matera@mastodon.sdf.org

When people lived real lives, they didn't need an ad to tell them they needed a bucket to fetch water.

Words are little clamps we put on thoughts to stop the bleeding.

Winning at Solitaire is like having your faith in humanity restored. It only lasts until the next deal.

MtM Lessons of Solitaire

When you speak of "thinking outside the box" you ignore one very important thing: The box is yours. You created it.

In reality, there is no box.

IT'S MINE, ALL MINE, AND IT'S PURRRRRRRRPLE!!!

The coronavirus scare is a bit over the top. Just have a good ascorbic acid stash. And don't be afraid to fart.

stay up . . . go back to bed . . . stay up . . . go back to bed . . . stay up . . . go back to bed . . . stay up . . . go back to bed . . . stay up . . . go back to bed . . . stay up . . . go back to bed . . .

Back to the Powder Toy for some . . . fun, I guess. Question is, do I try to design a compact digital display, or borrow someone els's counter altogether just to get on with it?

So embarrassing.

One interesting (to me) item I found in my incomplete perusal of newspapers older than me was a little item about my mother's 5th birthday party.

Interesting because she told me once that I could never have a birthday party. One of many things she never remembered telling me.

nostalgia

I can't believe I'm getting so much nothing done today.

Crap, tomorrow is their anniversary.

Funny, I never thought of stalking my family in old newspapers before.

Makes me feel like a proper voyeur.

More beer? I dunno, lol.

I think I can use this as an example of esthetic engineering. From a few different angles.

Cast of the bottom of one of my sprouting jars

omg ppl r noticing me

Switching computers twice a year tends to increase redundant backups.

Huge sigh of relief

YAAAHHHH! I found a backup of the lost downloadfed website! *happy dance* 👏 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 👏

Of course it's on the drive labeled "w00t" 🤣