Emma @luckystrike@mastodon.sdf.org

Reworking your resume is like cleaning a filthy attic, blowing dust off of boxes and thinking "What dumb mother fucker ORGANIZED this!?"

Oh yeah..me.

I've been learning #Spanish now for 4-5 years, but far more aggressively over the last six months and shit does that progress feel good. I never thought I'd be able to hold a conversation for an hour in another language. 😁 Dime si hablan español; siempre busco a otros alumnos!

The stacking of the judicial system, gerrymandering of state elections, relegation of individual rights to states, and the structural dismantling of democracy ™️ in the United States right now is terrifying. I'm lucky I moved to another country, but I was always hoping I could return some day. Hope all you folks are holding up okay down there. ❤️ And if there are tangible things one can do from outside the states besides throwing money, I'd love to hear about it.

I hope the #fediverse is proud of me: finally deleting my rotting Twitter account so that I can bring my coveted two social media posts per year here instead. You're welcome wooooorrrld! 😏

But really, I am gonna try to be more present here. I think Masto solves all of the problems I had with Twitter and connection online is neat. 🙂

@endocrimes Yoyoyo!! Good to see you're on here too! ❤️ I hope the world is treating you well. :)

Haven't soldered in ages, but managed to repair my keyboard with a keycap my friend @technomancy@icosahedron.website hooked me up with. 😁 YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, PAL! ❤️

What are y'alls favorite, #decentralized competitors to #YouTube?

The fact that #OSX uses push notifications to advertise #Safari is obnoxious. Like, I get why you advertise to your folks, but give me a way to opt out! This paradigm shift to vertically integrated advertisements, i.e. advertising one of your apps in another, gets really old, especially when you can't easily tell the app to can it. 😅

I'm celebrating the end of #AdobeFlash by playing all my old favorite games. I'll miss you bud! 👋😭

"Ah yes, I would love for my neck to hurt at the end of the day and lose more space on my desk to monitors."

So I've been shopping for dual monitor mounts and it's annoying that most reviews don't mention the maximum height because these mother fuckin' monitor mounts are ALWAYS too low. The reviews seem to accurately reflect manufacturer's intent though if product photos are any reflection of that. Like, WHO WANTS THIS??

@gsantner@mastodon.social Hey Gregor! Just wanted to thank you for your work on Markor! :) I use it almost daily and it fits the bill for all of my mobile note-taking needs. I appreciate you!

Did you ever think #WilliamShatner and #LemonJelly could collaborate and make beautiful music? This track is spectacular in regular Nick Franglen fashion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGvWPavjTOw

#Banking software that lets you change critical information such as PINs and passwords by only verifying your date of birth is horrifying. Hell to the no.