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Instagram influencer chick: "I am so amaaaaaaazing! I got away with lying to everyone because they trust me. Isn't this greeeeeeeat?"

What the fuck is this even.

youtube.com/watch?v=sz42PrqWq-

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This guy is a pretty amazing musician and while I'm not super duper omfg into this one, I think it's a great "in the style of" cover. Fantastic execution!

youtu.be/S7J6eG1mj1w

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

Sam Elliot plays the man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.

It was petty fucking enjoyable.

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stupid joke 

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Iron Cross Bellflower, nice daylight shot. Heavy printer paper for touchie-feelies.

I was, as is usual, a bit self doubting about myself tonight, but two people have identified me as Gomez Addams tonight. I feel like I may have done ok with the costume!

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My wife just said, "I need to see if I can find the white paper for it." and it was so hot I just wanna go home now 💘

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Unbeknownst to many, the individual you see in this photo is not Mark Zuckerberg, but the body of Mr Zuckerberg reanimated and reprogrammed by our alien overlords in order to execute Ktyhskuxt Order No. 666 a.k.a. Earth Colonization Stage 67 whose main purpose is to lure as many Homo sapiens as possible into Facebook and begin mind control through games, memes, chainletters, etc. found within the program. Operation Homo caelestis, the "resistance", has not obtained details of Stage 67 to date

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“You keep killing people.”
“It’s the only way to make them listen.”

Bless Tommy Shelby. 😆

Friendly reminder that "jq" it's the best cli tool since the cli version of the automatic bread slicer.

Hmmm, what's the bread slicer of the cli? cut? sort? awk?

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