"I need to eat" is not a complete thought/statement.

"I need to eat in order to avoid discomfort in the short term and in the long term to avoid starvation/death"

See, there's a clause there. There's something that drives your need. You don't "just need" it.

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Why can't you just make your statement?

"This person thinks that XYZ are bad things, but I think they're good things for these reasons."

Why is saying what you actually mean so hard?

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Much like a "need" with no qualification, this "imagine" shit needs to gtfo of our comms.

What am I on about? People saying "I need the thing". There is no such thing as just "need". You need the thing in order to fufil or avoid a circumstance or outcome.

I'm so tired of being asked to imagine something. "Imagine thinking A is B!".

Ok. Now what? Did you want to know what my vision looks like? Is there something you'd like me to have reached a conclusion on? WHY AM I IMAGINING THAT A is B?

While I accept the possibility of simultaneous independent discovery, I have coined another delightful term today.

Poopcast.

The podcast you put on first thing in the morning, while still working on that start of the day BM.

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Instagram influencer chick: "I am so amaaaaaaazing! I got away with lying to everyone because they trust me. Isn't this greeeeeeeat?"

What the fuck is this even.

youtube.com/watch?v=sz42PrqWq-

This guy is a pretty amazing musician and while I'm not super duper omfg into this one, I think it's a great "in the style of" cover. Fantastic execution!

youtu.be/S7J6eG1mj1w

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

Sam Elliot plays the man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.

It was petty fucking enjoyable.

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stupid joke 

everyone's very into bodily autonomy until i want to stop mine from existing and suddenly it's all "oh won't you think of your family"

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Iron Cross Bellflower, nice daylight shot. Heavy printer paper for touchie-feelies.

I was, as is usual, a bit self doubting about myself tonight, but two people have identified me as Gomez Addams tonight. I feel like I may have done ok with the costume!

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My wife just said, "I need to see if I can find the white paper for it." and it was so hot I just wanna go home now 💘

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