While you're on lockdown, why not also lockdown your Linux laptop with safeboot? It adds UEFI SecureBoot + Yubikey hardware platform keys + Signed kernel/initrd + TPM sealed disk encryption + SIP-like root filesystem protection to Ubuntu 20.04. safeboot.dev/

the uh,

technical term for what you've got there is

fucked

Which is worse?

shitpots 

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shitpots 

bread is just wrought flour forged in an oven

ergo

the baker is the blacksmith's friend

unfoods 

I have noticed an increase in birds now that everyone is inside. It makes me feel like I should own a pair of binoculars again so I can see them up close.

Tired: Antidepressants that come with feelies, a la Infocom.

Wired: Antidepressants _are_ feelies for your brain.

Blaming a pandemic on bats is something The Joker would do

pretty sure the con crud i got back at the end of january was covid

why are people hoarding toilet paper? do we need to hold a seminar on how to wipe your ass without using a whole roll per sortie?

saw the big red blood donation bus set up in a parking lot recently...

too bad they won't take my blood. something about the glitter clogging the line.

well, with everything locked down the only thing to do is play video games

huh so what's this "Talos Principle" game, might be a good time to give it a go...

my "irl name"? oh, you mean my worksona

I'm trying to learn #Esperanto again. Are there any people in the fediverse who toot in that language?

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