Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? 

Its butt

"See?" said the squirrel. "It's not as easy at it looks."

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As an old man stepped off a curb and started to cross the street, a car came screeching around the corner and headed straight for him. The alarmed man tried to hurry across the street, but the car changed lanes and maintained its collision course. So the man turned around an started to cross back to the curb, but the car switched lanes again. Panicking, the man froze in the middle of the road. The car pulled up beside him and the window rolled down. The driver was a squirrel.

Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 

1 or 2. 1... or 2?

A & I played Runebound on Sunday and had fun. First game we've played since she got back from college. I really like it. Flipping the combat chits is fun and it is way better to have a human controlling the monster.

R wants to have her 21st birthday party here in 2 weeks, so my wife is already freaking out. Gonna be a long 2 weeks...

What's that? The salt mine is opening up? Time to head out...

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But the first 3 are for the 4 player Wed night co-op, which has gone into the doldrums after the disappointment that was Grim Dawn. We're still dying for Serious Sam 4 to come out. But we enjoyed playing Sanctum 2, so the DLC should be fun. The last 2 were to get it over $30, so I got a $5 discount, so they were free and shouldn't count :)

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## Morning Mastodonians!

Bought 5 games at the Steam Summer Sale. Just what I needed!

Sanctum 2 DLC $8.99
Aliens Colonial Marines Collection $5.99
Generation Zero® $12.49
StarCrawlers $1.99
Cosmic Star Heroine $1.49

Sent from a friend:

The spread of Covid-19 depends on two things:
1) how dense the population is
2) how dense the population is

A police officer jumps into his squad car and radios the station.

"I have an interesting case here," he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested her??" asks the sergeant.

"No, not yet. The floor's still wet."

Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: Where does an electric cord go to shop? 

The outlet mall

Yeah, it doesn't look like SDF's Mastodon updates are really getting all that much better, eh?

Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: What kind of shoes do spies wear? 

Sneakers

Had a busy day in the salt mine yesterday, so I'd better climb back down!

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## Morning Mastodonians!

Played a bit of Rainbow Six: Siege last night. It is pretty fun. although the Mac guy couldn't join because his Windows partition isn't big enough for the latest R6 update. Sigh.

Can't believe it is almost July! And I haven't even done my AllMusic.com Editors' Choice playlist for May yet. Gotta get started on that! If you care, and have Google Music All Access (ha!), here is a list of my favorite songs from 2020 (so far!):

bit.ly/jda2020bestsongs

Joke for the Day:

I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.

She shoved me but I didn't fall down.

Still enjoying "Ozark". Didn't watch a single movie. I gotta get better at this stuff.

Salt mine is back open for business tho, so hi ho hi ho...

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## Morning Mastodonians!

During my last week, I built a new patio. Only been talking about it for 10 years or so. Came out pretty nice. Now to just clean up the rest of the backyard.

Didn't play much of anything. Too busy and too tired. I did get the game "Jaws" for Father's Day, which looks like a lot of fun. One player plays the shark, eating swimmers and wrecking the Orca, while the other 3 play Hooper, Quint and Brodie, trying to take the shark down.

Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: Why did the coffee file a police report? 

It got mugged

Dad Lunchbox Joke of the Day: What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall? 

Dam

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