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I just realized that the future is now legally an adult.
Friggin' druggies smokin' vgan kale cigarettes.

There is more sugar in one single can of Coke than in an entire 25 lb bag of salt.

@vaguerant there is more sugar in a single can of coke than the entire Morton salt factory!

@elomatreb The kind of bugs which really bother me these days are not the kind of thing that will get fixed by updates. 😝

"Help, my networked document rendering system has mutated into a bloated application platform full of surveillance mechanisms?"

Issue closed, will not fix.

Cool. Great write-up. Good job FSF. Now if only IceCat ran on the same platforms as Safari, so that your article could have some relevance to the reader.

fsf.org/blogs/community/intell

You carpet bagger! (stop) I'll give you what's more! (stop)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tricorde

> The word "tricorder" is an abbreviation of the device's full name, the "TRI-function reCORDER", referring to the device's primary functions: sensing, computing, and recording.

The other day I realized phones weren't computers because they aren't for creating, just consumption. Now I suspect we missed the whole point, and focused on the dumbest tricorder design.

I am calling it!

“Sometimes I retweet the @noagendaquotes if I like it…people take offense at it!” — @adam #noagenda 969

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
-- Bob Stanfield

MRW you're at work and you suddenly think of the code you need to write for the project you're working on at home.

#noagenda 967
@adam: Both John and I have worked extensively in [Television]
@Johncdvorak: What do we got to show for it? Podcasting!

Linux: Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free. --from http://ariel.com.au/jokes/Shooting_Yourself_in_the_Foot_-_OS_Version.html