Jakob @jakob@mastodon.sdf.org

From the #Morphcat #NESdev guys who managed to pack tiny mage action into 40 kilobytes in #MicroMages, I bring you #pizza baking optimisation techniques, more pizza for the same oven.

STOP MAKING WEBAPPS

WEB PAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than POPUP MENUS
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called FLASH
“Yeah I’m gonna use MVC to create an SPA that talks to a RESTful API” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Webdevs have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the servers and protocols we’ve built for them
(This is REAL code, written by REAL Webdevs):

function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i) } // ?????

ReactDOM.render(
<div>
<TodoList/>
</div>,
destination
); // ???????

(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); // ???????????????

“Hello I would like {{ $scope.get(“numApples”) }} apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools

out of context from a tubetime thread https://twitter.com/TubeTimeUS/status/1352676882920083457

"Bitcoin is a Ponzi" by Jorge Stolfi

https://www.ic.unicamp.br/~stolfi/bitcoin/2020-12-31-bitcoin-ponzi.html

I like how clearly written this is.

#ActivityPub #assembly #rC3

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@cwebber : AMA!

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#drinking #water #waterdrinkers
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