Well, that's a first. Accidentally rm -rf'd /dev

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food 

From the #Morphcat #NESdev guys who managed to pack tiny mage action into 40 kilobytes in #MicroMages, I bring you #pizza baking optimisation techniques, more pizza for the same oven.

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STOP MAKING WEBAPPS

WEB PAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than POPUP MENUS
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called FLASH
“Yeah I’m gonna use MVC to create an SPA that talks to a RESTful API” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Webdevs have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the servers and protocols we’ve built for them
(This is REAL code, written by REAL Webdevs):

function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i) } // ?????

ReactDOM.render(
<div>
<TodoList/>
</div>,
destination
); // ???????

(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); // ???????????????

“Hello I would like {{ $scope.get(“numApples”) }} apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools

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Hard drive failed this morning, and my last backup was Sunday. Guess I'll be working from pen & paper today while the PineBook does a ddrescue :|

nsfw 

Tired: circlejerk
Wired: gnus-group-yank

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I'll drop Twitch as soon as Toobnix upgrades to PeerTube v3. I'll start streaming again as soon as I figure out this "work life balance" thing.

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Good morning. My partner got the job they interviewed for yesterday. This is the happiest I've been in at least a year.

This nonsensical diagram is not mine, by the way.

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#drinking #water #waterdrinkers
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To any NSA and FBI agents reading my toot: please consider whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example.

Cleaning the Gamer Gunk™ out of the mechanical keyboard I found on the side of the road.

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