Paul Bransford @draeath@mastodon.sdf.org

"The future is there, looking back at us. Trying to make sense of the fiction we will have become. And from where they are, the past behind us will look nothing at all like the past we imagine behind us now." - W. Gibson's Pattern Recognition

Just sayin'

@Skywise enjoy your existential dread: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Location_of_Earth_%283x3-English_Annot-small%29.png

Speak clearly for the telescreen, Citizen.

Fuck (hopefully soon to be former) Senator Mitch McConnel. You're a fucking treasonous bastard.

Who the fuck stocks buttermilk in with the rest of the milk? Earth Fare, that's who.

Wasted $5.

So Trump's team / supporters keep bringing up the good things they believe he has done, state of the economy etc.

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. *He broke the law.* That is all that matters.

As well, you can't claim your party is the "Party of Law & Order" if you also believe the law can be broken without consequence when convenient to you.

If you're concerned about the "2019-nCoV acute respiratory disease" outbreak ("coronavirus") a great place to get a daily update is here, via the World Health Organization's situation reports: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

See also the WHO's landing page for more information on the disease: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

"Coronavirus," not "corona virus."

Just saying.

I feel like the whole of Trump's defense team's argument is "democrats bad; impeachment bad; congressional oversight bad."

That's not exactly compelling.

Yea. We've come so far.

(artist: Jake Likes Onions)

Playing Nite Team 4. Stuck at a password protected PDF. Recovered emails that discuss the byzantine process the devs envisioned an elections manipulation group might use to remember the password (that's incredibly non-practical and 4th-wall busting for me).

Meanwhile you supposedly work for the NSA and have access to stuff like FOXACID...

Fuck that. I've got a GPU with OpenCL support. Hashcat time. NSA wouldn't fuck with a silly puzzle either.

Never change, Borderlands, never change.

When you practice until your shoulder wants to kill you...

"The future is there, looking back at us. Trying to make sense of the fiction we will have become. And from where they are, the past behind us will look nothing at all like the past we imagine behind us now." - W. Gibson's Pattern Recognition

Douglas Collins is a fuckwit. As are his peers.