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My car broke down and I called tech support instead of a mechanic.

It turns out I had to close all the windows and restart. 🤣

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This guy could very well be the next Pavarotti! He's so good! ❤️

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I'm a day late, but I want to send my best wishes to a very special mother on her day.

"Professional Wrestling" is stupid if you think about it.

Some guys with no pants fight for a belt. 🤣

Ducks don't make good doctors.

Turns out they're all quacks. 🤣

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he kept eating with his hands?

“Use the forks, Luke.” 🤣

SpongeBob Squarepants has either seriously changed since I watched it years ago and now, or someone seriously screwed this intro up. 🤣

This is so me, my computer is immaculate, and my desk is a nightmare. 😃

My wife asked me why our fridge was full of stir fry this morning.

Turns out I was sleep wokking again. 🤣

How does a programmer lose his mind?

Bit by bit. 🤣

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