A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He walks up to the bartender and asks for two beers and says...

"One for me and one for the road" 🤣

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.” -Picard

I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree.

I was the captain’s log. 🤣

Denny boosted

This is so dumb it made me laugh my fool head off! 🤣

What do you call a teacher who silently farts in the classroom?

A private tooter. 🤣

How does wearing your underwear as socks make you a winner?

Your undie feated! 🤣

Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart... 🤣

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