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I bought a new book. It's called "Fifty yards to the outhouse, by Willie Makeit. Illustrations by Betty Woant." 🤣

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Someone stole all the jalapeños out of my cheese.

I've been pepper jacked! 🤣

I don't expect the man to be a IT wizz or a linux systems admin, but 5 minutes of research and he would have known how stupid a statement this is.

What did the developer name his son?

Jason. 🤣

Man this song is so very good! Ooohhh I hear laughter in the rain! Neil Sedaka is a genious! ❤️

"There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend." -Bob Ross

If Ani is short for Anikan, and Obi is short for Obi Wan Kenobi, then what's Luke short for?

A stormtrooper. 🤣

If you're struggling with math, wear glasses in class...
It improves division. ;) :D

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I will say it again and again and again and...

"If you use Microsoft in part of your infrastructure, you will get hacked. The question is not 'If', the question is 'When'".

Hat tip to @craigmaloney and @bortzmeyer

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