Denny @capngloval@mastodon.sdf.org

Happy Sys Admin day all! 🙂 https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-system-administrator-appreciation-day-last-friday-in-july/

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He walks up to the bartender and asks for two beers and says...

"One for me and one for the road" 🤣

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.” -Picard

I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree.

I was the captain’s log. 🤣

Say hi to Microsoft's own Linux: CBL-Mariner

https://www.zdnet.com/article/say-hi-to-microsofts-own-linux-cbl-mariner/

This is so dumb it made me laugh my fool head off! 🤣

This is so true! 🤣

Yuck! Macaroni & cheese-flavored ice cream debuts https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/07/15/kraft-mac-and-cheese-flavored-ice-cream/4831626369529/

What do you call a teacher who silently farts in the classroom?

A private tooter. 🤣

How does wearing your underwear as socks make you a winner?

Your undie feated! 🤣

Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart... 🤣