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For windows users and dual booters, you might not want to update windows 10 for a week or so... "The recent KB4528760 update for Windows 1909 seems to be causing issues with some computers and stopping them from booting. Presenting the error code 0xc000000e. Increasing number of machines hitting this issue after installing this update"

Some accidental nostalgia got me thinking of this old basic programming game, gorillas. For some reason I thought it was called bananas. It's basically a trajectory and velocity aiming game like many tank games available, but with gorillas that throw bananas. :)

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor but the security guard suspected I wasn't the real McCoy. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‚

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My Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator is on the fritz again, now I'll never get a good look at Venus. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

A pun is not completely matured...
...until it is full groan. πŸ˜‚

List ten jobs. Nine should be jobs you have actually done. One should be a lie. Which job below did I not actually do?
1: security guard
2: gas station attendant
3: Linux System Administrator
4: cook
5: babysitter
6: hatmaker
7: snowmobile parts shipper (1-day temp job)
8: mascot (ice cream cone and giant walking cow costumes)
9: rubber garment maker
10: Computer Repair Technician

I love pressing the F5 key.
It's very refreshing. 🀣

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't bloom in everyone's garden." -Christopher Franko

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Before your criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. πŸ˜‚

Did I happen to mention I am weird? I bet you don't know anyone else who collects server and website error messages but me. πŸ˜‚

It's so blasted true... :D Earl grey, with three fingers bourbon, hot. πŸ˜‚

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