incorporeality show @amsomniac@mastodon.sdf.org

hyperfixate? i dont even knowherfixate!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you're a fool if you trust anything Chicago Police says about virtually anything.

They are one of the most corrupt organizations in the bottom gutter profession that is law enforcement. It is absolutely absurd they still allowed to operate in this country.

Hello, this ContraPointsBot is broken at the moment, because the software it was using doesn't work anymore. https://github.com/cquest/tootbot

The bot relies on twitrss.me working but with twitters new rules it doesn't.

How do other people mirror from twitter to mastodon?
#mastodonBots #bot #mastoHelp #mirror

🎵 Flash! Slash! Glisten and gash!
She will ravesh you! Madame Guillotine!
Slit! Madame just bit!
Give her more to bite! She's a hungry queen!
Zing! Savour the sting!
As she severs you! Madame Guillotine!
Slice! Come paradise!
HAIL HER MAJESTY!
Madame Guillotine! 🎵

Help! What kind of plant is this? I was given a gift without any knowledge of how to take care of it. Please let me know if you know. Thanks much! 👍🏽👍🏽

Wow.

"We call on the European Commission to promote the dissemination of Free Software filter technologies"

https://fsfe.org/news/2019/news-20190326-01.en.html

@fsfe , SRSLY???

Why not free/libre/open-source DRM, free/libre/open-source tracking, profiling and predictive algorithm, free/libre/open-source drone strikes, while we're at it? What a disgrace :(

#Article13

Making ever-more-precise measurements of the elusive "Dutch angle" effect

#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

@BarkingPoints

Capitalism uses forced specialisation as an instrument of control, but specialisation is in fact good. Being good at one thing and doing it for other people frees time and energy for other people to do what they're good at. More stuff gets done and everyone is happier. So do what you're good at and use your skills to help others, but don't assume your preferences are universal or judge people as lesser for not sharing them.

When you've got a useful hobby it seems obvious: everyone should be able to cycle, grow their own food, run a web server, take an active interest in local politics, repair their appliances... The world would undeniably be a better place if they did, so why don't they? It's fun to do and the skills are easy to pick up.

The reason is not, in fact, because Vested Interests are creating barriers but because not everyone is as keen on your hobby as you are. And that's OK.

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT, I continue to scream at all criticism and clarification of my ravings

First of all, how dare you...

👏Don't👏Call👏It👏A👏Traditional👏Marriage👏Unless👏It👏Secures👏An👏Alliance👏Between👏Rival👏Fiefdoms

There is a church on my commute that currently has this on their sign: "Download your worries and get online with Jesus!" and I have some questions

any machine kills fascists if you swing it hard enough

sup witches