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Bloody hell he’s good!

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Up early (for a Saturday anyway) to watch the men’s Olympic cycling road race.

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May I get two followers to copy and repost this message? I’m trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Es hört immer jemand zu.

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Discovered this service recently, a finger-based social network

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finger aw@happynetbox.com

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Recently my teenage daughter was talking about her style of clothes and described it as “a cross between Cottage-Core and Mum-Friend”. Probably the oldest I’ve ever felt.

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*stomp*
HI MY NAME IS ELLA SPRINGFIELD AND IM GOING TO LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY, GO TIGERS

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cc @AdamsDrafting

QT AdveDyslexic: Strange set of rules.

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"My mind is expanding, my horizons are broadening. I’m washing the dishes while having a cutting-edge audio experience learning about the Plague of Justinian." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ca…
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Feel sorry for whoever ordered this; will be stone cold by the time it gets there 😂

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This also amused me.

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This cracked me up.

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"Shimmy, shimmy, ya, shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay
Gimme the mic so I can take it away
Off on a natural charge, bon-voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad" 🎤🎹

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That said we've had it easy. First time of either of our kids have had to isolate; have heard of others that have been this several times already. Big local senior school currently has about 1/4 of pupils isolating! Also end of term pretty much so not much actual learning being missed. Just will have a very bored son that will be unable to play football.

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Youngest just got sent home from school due to a classmate testing positive. First time it's happened for either of our kids so guess we've ben lucky so far. He is going to be very bored for the next week that's for sure. Thankfully just did a lateral flow test and he was negative.

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