There's a special place in hell for people that leave the office microwave on the defrost setting.

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Off to watch play AVFC in Haribo Cup tonight. Most Albion fans seem pretty meh about this match but at least it's at home. Would have preferred a local lower league team though as the fans would have made a good atmosphere. Fear this is all going to be a bit of a damp squib.

It's morning but it's too early to tell if it's good. Once my blood has warmed up I'll report back.

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poll: how long have you had your current phone number? 

Oh this is old, thought it was from this year.

@rpcutts any prediction for this evening's match? Both teams have new managers since last met.

I've got a bit of a hangover today fediverse. Only had 3 beers last night so it is out of proportion to what I drunk. Last weekend I was at a wedding and literally drank from noon until late and had less of a hangover than this!

The 100 best films of the 21st century

Gangsters, superheroes, schoolkids, lovers, slaves, peasants, techies, Tenenbaums and freefalling astronauts – they’re all here in our countdown of cinema’s best movies since 2000

Interesting list. Some films I've very much enjoyed included in it.

Thinking about it I suppose it is an almost perfect example of Sayle's humour: a stereotype taken to absurd extremes and some surrealness.

Happy Friday dearest Fedizens. May your coffee be strong and your working day short.

"I was laughing, my mate was laughing, bleeding funny." For some reason this Alexei Sayle sketch has always stuck in my head.

Off to this tonight: The first of a new series of evening events in Brighton for cycling fans brings veteran cycling journalist Chris Sidwells to The Grand Central, to talk about his uncle, Tom Simpson.

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