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me in my first tech job interview: I like running my own mail servers and I program in my spare time too. Tech is awesome!

me after 2 years on the job: i like doing things with wood…

'Dundee United' is Nigerian slang for 'idiot' Checked this with a Nigerian chap I work with and he says yes it's a common term for a fool in Nigeria. Lolwtf

Still trying to work out how you're meant to park here...

Yay, the bunnies on the grass near my office are back again this year.

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As seen on twitter:

The rich are so patriotic that they'd do anything for Britain, except pay taxes here

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Looking for technical help online sounds like this:

“Folks, my shower drain is clogged up, how do I unclog it?”

“Why don’t you move to a house with a bathtub?”
“Try not to clog it up in the first place, duh”
“Why would you even need to take your showers at home?”
“Just take out the things that are clogging the drain, how difficult is that”
“If you can’t maintain a shower stall in good conditions, why do you even clean yourself?”

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On bus home from work and the driver is not a happy man! Being really grumpy with passengers and other road users

"This month, a judge in California cleared thousands of criminal records with one stroke of his pen. He did it thanks to a ground-breaking new algorithm that reduces a process that took months to mere minutes. The programmers behind it say: we’re just getting started solving America’s urgent problems"

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