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Made this Valentine's card for my wife, as I wanted to be on trend, and it was very appreciated.

They were having a great time but I was out in the cold walking the dog 😥

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honestly @bmt and the other olds on here should get together with those of us youngs who are fed up with the internet and secede

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How language changes and evolves fascinates me: my 9 yr old son & his friends refer to winding up or playing a trick on someone as trolling them even if it is not done online and actually occurs in the playground.

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If Einstein was so great, why isn't there a Zweistein?

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This is cracking me up.

Text:

me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables together*

hotel security: miss why are you-

me: PANGEA BREAKFAST

Just reserved this at my local library. The beast, the emperor and the milkman : a bone-shaking tour through cyclings Flemish heartlands / Harry Pearson. brighton-hove.spydus.co.uk/cgi

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This made me chuckle bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46946 James Milner given red card by his former PE teacher

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