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Our washing machine is playing up so I've popped to the launderette and this is on the wall! No idea if the owner or a customer put it there.

9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons

10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham

5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith

6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith

7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff

8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford

The Top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh fringe festival are great:

1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel

2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott

3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert

Literally the moment I stepped outside to walk the dog the sun disappeared and it started raining 😢

I'm drooling just reading this recipe: Crisp Lamb With Yogurt and Scallions Recipe - NYT Cooking

Completely forgot I'd backed this game on Kickstarter so had a surprise when it arrived. Card game where you throw a rubber burrito at people. 👍

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100 boosts and I'll put "Wankie Tankie" in my description

Went to watch Whitehawk play Newhaven in a friendly this evening. Really odd having a ferry pull in right next to the ground!

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Is anybody about in Brighton today or tomorrow? I'm free until like 4pm and I'd love to meet up with peeps :o

Literally every time we get an email from our daughter's school that says "see the attached file for details" there is never an attachment included. Not just once or twice but literally every email. Cracks me up.

Feel like I'm the only one cheering Djokovic on in this final

Homemade raspberry ice cream, with raspberries we picked! Delicious.

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I'm extremely pleased to launch Run Your Own Social: How to run a small social network site for you friends.

This is a guide book to running a small, tight-knit federated social network server. It comes from my year of experience running Friend Camp. It's focused largely on SOCIAL solutions, though it does touch on the technical.

I've tried to keep it technology-neutral, and it should be a pretty easy read for anyone who's been on the fediverse for a while.

Reminds me of the story that Pablo Escobar had so much cash in the 80s his cartel spent hundreds of dollars a month just buying rubber bands to bundle up the notes.

“A study by the Demoskopika research institute in 2013 claimed the ’Ndrangheta made more money than Deutsche Bank and McDonald’s put together, with a turnover of €53bn (£44bn).” (link: fucking hell!

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