Now this is just brilliant:
𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: "Can I speak to ..... please?"
𝐌𝐞: "Hi, he says can you email him please?"
𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: "What does he want me to put in the email?"
𝐌𝐞: "I dunno, how about what ever it is you want to talk to him about?"
FFS mankind has definitely reached its evolutionary peak!