Had a mate at Uni. [ Well he's still a good mate ] You'd both be knocking around the shitty, cold, grey student house and ask him at 5.15pm
'Fancy a pint Dave ?'
'Yeah OK. I'm quite busy though so just one pint would be nice. Maybe two but certainly no more than three.'
7:30pm - 'One for the road, Dave ?'
'Yeah - go on then - I'm not sure I'll get much done if I go back now...'
23:45 - 'WHERE'S THE FUCKING PARTY !'