Spun up VM called "log" and I'm shipping it with this /etc/motd:
It's log, logIt's big, it's heavy, it's wood.It's log, logIt's better than bad; it's good.
LOG from BLAMMO!
@yakkoj I approve.
@yakkoj add a firewall called ElectricFence. Just don't whiz on it
@yakkoj Ah, reminds me of the Stimpy doll I used to have in my office.