@robdaemon I did not know that - thank you! Good lord I've been in pharmacy too long if I'm choosing medicine over more natural stuff.

After living here in the sticks for 18 years, I finally poison-oak-ed myself. No calamine lotion but antihistamines on board & I found the 4% lidocaine so hopefully it goes away soon.

Hard Citrus is the new cider. This one is lemon based with plum & pomegranate.

Walter boosted
Walter boosted

Can someone tell me why Stanley Tucci gets handsomer the older he gets? Because woof.

After 28 years, I'm finally officially incorporating my non-profit. But now I have to put together a Board and read up on all the crap I have to do to keep it up.

Walter boosted

@ParadeGrotesque

#meme
every time you make a joke about the great old ones, i have this meme who pop up in my brain.
Every. Single. Time.
(and i love that).

Walter boosted

Why is it so comforting to find out the lead architect on a project is a dad-joke telling nerd?

How can a 135 pound dog take up more room on the bed than two adult men? Still, he's cute when he snores.

Walter boosted

Twitter (the site, not my followers) has realized that I'm not using twitter anymore and has started emailing me highlights of what I've missed.

Sorry, no. Don't miss the drama.

I was already in bed (been up and working since 2:15am) when the County texted to remind me it was garbage & recycling day tomorrow. The neighbors are lucky I at least put on a robe to take the cans out.

@georgespolitzer if it's a white guy, they show him in a loving situation with his family, even if he's a killer. If it's a Black guy, the headline could say "Former Felon Pulls Family From Fire" even if it was a misdemeanor from 20 years before. .

I hate pictures of myself. But at the same time, I only need to approve, nobody else.

@gcm3 Only thing is, we're on well water, so that makes for a COLD hit back there, especially during the winter. I need to find one that can warm the water.

We accidentally bought one-ply, so forgive me in advance for my literal chapped ass and bad attitude the next couple weeks.

Show older
Mastodon @ SDF

"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko