I was already in bed (been up and working since 2:15am) when the County texted to remind me it was garbage & recycling day tomorrow. The neighbors are lucky I at least put on a robe to take the cans out.

I hate pictures of myself. But at the same time, I only need to approve, nobody else.

We accidentally bought one-ply, so forgive me in advance for my literal chapped ass and bad attitude the next couple weeks.

Developers: Do you know what we need? We need a plugin for browsers that will do your web search in Google (which is still the best search engine) but in incognito mode.

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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

— Robert Frost, Nothing Gold Can Stay

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I now haz keys to new apartment. And if I was thinking I could have actually brought a bad or two over when I went to get the keys, but I wasn't thinking!

10 hours since flu vaccine and COVID booster and my immune system is PISSED. Both arms now ache, lightheaded & dizzy, quads ache, and I feel generally unwell. I have scheduled server maintenance at 7am that I may well sleep through, and that yard work is looking less appealing.

Not to be horny on main, but I would sleep with almost every man on this year's - especially the Scottish bear.

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“Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.”
—Arabic Proverb

#proverbs #quotes #mindfulness

Flu vaccine in my left arm, variant booster in my right. Here's hoping to minimal reactions and better 5G service!

This child, I swear. If he wants what you're eating but you don't indulge him, he's learned to whine. We don't negotiate with terrorists, but sometimes we negotiate with him.

I don't know about bisexual men (other than what's here in the screenshot) but I'm a gay man who ended up leaving 2 jobs because of lack of promotion/support from leadership. First time was "That faggot isn't getting a promotion and that's final."

Ralphie didn't like his blood draw and leaned on me. A lot.

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When you say: "Now that COVID is behind us..."

What I hear: "I'm okay with hundreds of extra people dying every day that shouldn't have to so that I can get back to my selfish schedule."

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"Burn military recruitment offices"
Seen in St Petersburg, Russia

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the most evil hacker would make all the world's microwave ovens run at 50% power no matter what buttons you push

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This is both horrifying, as well as intriguing. Mostly horrifying, though.

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