#dailysketchchallenge A freaking custard apple! Shit loads of them in my backyard if anyone wants some. https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/8lGgnq_hCYoZ7m6RWy0
#dailysketchchallenge my lazy dog in the sunshine. https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/cHUrHzutjX6hRVpKHC8
"What are you laughing at?" ... "Nothing" (closes tablet) #DailySketchChallenge #lies https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/0EbMIYBXZe9F0ZK2exA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.
Thought I'd try my hand at the #dailysketchchallenge This here is my rendition of a motorbike https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/43tP3l5HZshRHv5Q4Ek
Managed to crash my motorbike into my partners #shrubbery. Oh the terror!
Gosh look at those fellating fruit bats, so flexible! http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/file?type=supplementary&id=info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595.s001
Theresa staggered away exhausted. Jeremy's unexpectedly big election had left her weaker and wobblier than ever. #RT @50shadesofmay
I love this meme. https://noagendasocial.com/media/t-E_NKkabjK5BYcExkE
Fifty Shades of Pineapple
I'm fully expecting @mjd to get his geek on and rebuild the ailing microblog.ourcoffs.org.au into a powerhouse. He loves that stuff ;p
Oncology Nurse. Former sysadmin; webdev; techie; bicycle-courier. Likes two wheeled transport; books and real life.
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