Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.
Thought I'd try my hand at the #dailysketchchallenge This here is my rendition of a motorbike https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/43tP3l5HZshRHv5Q4Ek
Managed to crash my motorbike into my partners #shrubbery. Oh the terror!
Gosh look at those fellating fruit bats, so flexible! http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/file?type=supplementary&id=info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595.s001
@elita I will never forget those nights with my son, twenty years ago now. Like yesterday, it was absolutely exhausting. Just keep it up, you're doing a great job, it's not forever.
Theresa staggered away exhausted. Jeremy's unexpectedly big election had left her weaker and wobblier than ever. #RT @50shadesofmay
@johnnynull must have been 'art' with a silent F then. 😷
I love this meme. https://noagendasocial.com/media/t-E_NKkabjK5BYcExkE
@johnnynull is that art or Art?
@andyc I've always been very fond of the big prawn. It used to have a greasy 'food court' in it's underbelly. I believe the continuous complaints of food poisoning eventually forced it to close.
Fifty Shades of Pineapple
I'm fully expecting @mjd to get his geek on and rebuild the ailing microblog.ourcoffs.org.au into a powerhouse. He loves that stuff ;p
It's all about you isn't it @andyc !? You may be devilishly handsome but really I just thought I'd have a tinker here.
Oncology Nurse. Former sysadmin; webdev; techie; bicycle-courier. Likes two wheeled transport; books and real life.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko