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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.

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Managed to crash my motorbike into my partners . Oh the terror!

@elita I will never forget those nights with my son, twenty years ago now. Like yesterday, it was absolutely exhausting. Just keep it up, you're doing a great job, it's not forever.

Theresa staggered away exhausted. Jeremy's unexpectedly big election had left her weaker and wobblier than ever. @50shadesofmay

Tuckered out after cheering kids on the Gold Coast.

@johnnynull must have been 'art' with a silent F then. 😷

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@andyc I've always been very fond of the big prawn. It used to have a greasy 'food court' in it's underbelly. I believe the continuous complaints of food poisoning eventually forced it to close.

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I'm fully expecting @mjd to get his geek on and rebuild the ailing microblog.ourcoffs.org.au into a powerhouse. He loves that stuff ;p

It's all about you isn't it @andyc !? You may be devilishly handsome but really I just thought I'd have a tinker here.

@PoojaSlays@mastodon.social or G'day even...

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