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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.

Managed to crash my motorbike into my partners . Oh the terror!

@elita I will never forget those nights with my son, twenty years ago now. Like yesterday, it was absolutely exhausting. Just keep it up, you're doing a great job, it's not forever.

Theresa staggered away exhausted. Jeremy's unexpectedly big election had left her weaker and wobblier than ever. @50shadesofmay

Tuckered out after cheering kids on the Gold Coast.

@johnnynull must have been 'art' with a silent F then. 😷

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@andyc I've always been very fond of the big prawn. It used to have a greasy 'food court' in it's underbelly. I believe the continuous complaints of food poisoning eventually forced it to close.

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I'm fully expecting @mjd to get his geek on and rebuild the ailing into a powerhouse. He loves that stuff ;p

It's all about you isn't it @andyc !? You may be devilishly handsome but really I just thought I'd have a tinker here. or G'day even...

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