My conspiracy theory: flat earthers don't exist

@tomasino Of course they don't. They were invented by the 33rd degree Masons at NASA to cover up all the Martians on the Moon.


I know!

But that's what's happening, right under our noses. It's a silent Areo-Bolshevist takeover of our staunchest local allies, the royal Moon-Maidens and the free-trading Fungus Tribes. A clear violation of the Treaty of Victoria. And our so-called "government" is not doing a dashed thing about it. Blasted anarcho-subversives, all of them.

Soon they'll be launching tripods at us again like they did in '89.

I blame John Carter, obviously.

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