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One of the shitty things about being a householder is that people will walk up to your door, ignore the prominent "NO SOLICITING ON PAIN OF DEATH" sign, and try to con you into switching your gas/power supplier to their company.

@starbreaker

Presentation is everything.

Always open your door dressed as Leatherface of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

@ParadeGrotesque I've stood there with my johnson hanging out and dripping from period sex, and that still didn't stop them.

@starbreaker

Yes... But did you have a chainsaw in your hands? Hmmm?

Thought so.

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