**Sparc IPX** @sparcipx · 2018-02-21T03:13:13Z

Sparc IPX @sparcipx

I'm keeping my laptop screen hidden from my wife, and she turns to me suspiciously and asks "What are you looking at online..?"
Me: "uh... pornography...?"
Her: "No you aren't! You're looking at bikes again, aren't you? You already own four, don't even think about getting another one"

#busted

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**Reinder Dijkhuis** @Reinderdijkhuis@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2018, 16:41

**Reinder Dijkhuis** @Reinderdijkhuis@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2018, 16:41

@sparcipx I'm so lucky that my wife is worse than me in this regard.

**Sparc IPX** @sparcipx · Feb 21, 2018, 16:45

**Sparc IPX** @sparcipx · Feb 21, 2018, 16:45

@Reinderdijkhuis I'm jealous! My wife doesn't like to ride (but I love her anyway)...

**Reinder Dijkhuis** @Reinderdijkhuis@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2018, 18:07

**Reinder Dijkhuis** @Reinderdijkhuis@mastodon.social · Feb 21, 2018, 18:07

@sparcipx She's been the driving force behind us replacing our folding bikes with Bromptons...
Alas, she's not been riding much lately as she's been home with kidney stones.

**Sparc IPX** @sparcipx · Feb 21, 2018, 18:14

**Sparc IPX** @sparcipx · Feb 21, 2018, 18:14

@Reinderdijkhuis I hear you, my wife has them, too (Nephrocalcinosis). My next folder will be a Bike Friday or Brompton.

**dokuja** @dokuja · Feb 21, 2018, 23:21

**dokuja** @dokuja · Feb 21, 2018, 23:21

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