@salixlucida I have joined the Racket packet, no doubt the Juggalos of programming.
BASIC is that kid in grade school who has just picked up a recorder and has finally worked out which end you blow into.
Assembler is that frantically complex and fast variety of melodic metal that Devin Townsend comes out with.
COBOL is the Chinese army, marching in lockstep.
Perl is Ween.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko