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Do you dislike rap? Do you think it's a musical style devoid of meaning/value? Hit me up. I'll do my best to convince you otherwise. (Because you are wrong.)

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"You saved my life. In return, I'll spare yours for now."

-- Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg

How in the hell do you manage to make a bad manual can opener, everyday living? We've had this technology roughly forever and it should be difficult to make one that doesn't work well, so what the hell happened?

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Just experienced peak mid thirties millennial white guy. Had a buddy over and we drank fancy BOURBON and played CHESS and talked about our new COFFEE MAKERS.

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@thegibson what if we had, like, a World Wide Web, but NOT all running on one computer in Jeff Bezos' basement

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Make no mistake, the racists, fascists, nazis, and assholes who occupy the white house and develop these policies are doing it on purpose. They want this to be punitive so brown people don't come here. Miller has said this. They don't care if people die. It's part of the plan.

twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/statu

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CW hot take 

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Tired: providing a mechanism to configure program behavior

Wired: providing a different command for each individual possible configuration (with incomprehensible names like mu, mut, mudt, etc)

Courtesy of the programmers I share an office with

I wanna devise a virus to bring dire straits to your environment, crush your corporations with a mild touch, trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus

-- Deltron Zero

youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivC

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A ball pit but it’s airpods and you swim around and pop em in and they are all playing different episodes of This American Life and Ira Glass is sitting nearby and smoking.

Does anyone in the whole damn fediverse not live in the PNW?

(I live in the PNW)

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I asked my neighbor if it's possible to turn our sprinkler heads (duplex so we share the backyard) and he's out there right now doing it for me. I want to go thank him but I'm stoned af 😵

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Report: U.S. Death Rates From Drugs, Suicide, And Alcohol Have Greatly Increased, But Not In A Cool Rock And Roll Way theonion.com/report-u-s-death- #vol55issue24 #death #news

language 

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