I would follow a bot that posted nothing but these machine generated fortunes.
areben.com/project/a-i-misfort

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Just banging the drum for Mastodon, but doing it my own way.

@pineapple I thought that the common distinction between those terms was that sex was in the chromosomes and gender in the person. No?

@baldur Plausible. I've owned 3 different Chromebook models and all have been extremely stable. All Intel though. Haven't tried the Linux container support yet, but Android apps are great. I even used an old c720 with chrouton/Kali Linux to compete in openctf at defcon this year and loved it.

For The Lolz

Banksy painting uses hidden shredder to destroy itself after auction - engadget.com/2018/10/06/banksy

Is an Egg McMuffin dipped in Hollandaise and eggs benedict?

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@Ricardus "ew" to which part?
Smoke flavor added?
Pasteurized prepared cheddar cheese product?
Ham-water added?
Enlarged to show detail?

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@Ricardus @xmanmonk Lunchables is a pre packaged cheese and crackers product marketed as lunch for school children. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luncha

kicked everybody out of the store today because of "computer problems". Asked if I could buy a pack of sticky notes with cash, three clerks shook their heads no and one said, "sorry".

I am appalled surprised and delighted that stores NEED computers to take my money now.

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In the twenty-first century censorship works by flooding people with irrelevant information. We just don't know what to pay attention to, and often spend our time investigating and debating side issues. In ancient times having power meant having access to data. Today having power means knowing what to ignore.

~ Yuval Noah Harari

#InformationOverload
#FilterFailure
#information

Those boost counts! What sick troll only boosts the middle one?

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The latest is an awesome collection of short security stories. My favorite is the wind farm, suffering from crypto miners, deciding to keep the malware because it did a better job than IT of patching the windows boxes.

darknetdiaries.com

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