Officer: "Have you seen a man running around here with a machete?"
Office: "It's a big knife."
@ratamacue Reminds me of a similar joke in the movie Airplane:
"Ted, there's something wrong with the plane."
"What is it?"
"It's a long metal thing that flies and holds passengers, but that's not important right now."
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko