Officer: "Have you seen a man running around here with a machete?"
Pedestrian: "WHAT!?"
Office: "It's a big knife."

@ratamacue Reminds me of a similar joke in the movie Airplane:

"Ted, there's something wrong with the plane."
"What is it?"
"It's a long metal thing that flies and holds passengers, but that's not important right now."

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