"Bill Gates: Eventually we will have some digital certificates to show who has recovered or been tested recently or when we have a vaccine who has received it."

FUCK NO.

source: reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comme

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If there are any upper-case characters in your Github URL I'm silently judging your UNIX cred.

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Bolivian politics / capitalism 

Replaced rvm for rbenv and feel like a weight's been taken off my shoulders.

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Computer Secrets!

💻 Most computers flower only once every 100 years, but some flower and bear fruit each year if well watered and cared for

💻 The opposite of a computer is ghosts

💻 We all just pretend UNIX exists

💻 Processor cycles are marketing hype. We have all been on a 24-hour processor cycle since the early 1990s

💻 The Bible was originally written and compiled in QBASIC

💻 "USB keys" is the scientific term for computer egg sacs

💻 Variables with $ in their names are only usable by premium coders

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20 minutes to 2020. Just in case I forget: Happy new year, Fedifriends!

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I love you, and if I heard someone talking about you the way you talk to you, I'd punch them square in the mouth

love yourself

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If the media wrote about the UK like they do to Latin American countries

Popup windows in vim are cool af but I'm afraid it's going to turn into emacs.

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This morning I woke up and my first thought was "I'm gonna write an 'uwu' translator in C"

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