Lest you're now tempted by JSON:
https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/index.html
When you need to change your name to be compatible with modern software standards:
Sample program in LOLCODE.
‘AWSUM THX’: I love it so much.
https://web.archive.org/web/20071002042159/http://lolcode.com/
Image description (alt text):
Program FILEZORZ:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/GLvOazyXEzaeKibwmFQ
One of the first things to learn in any business is what discount factor to apply to what people are telling you.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-02-26/startups-sometimes-stretch-the-truth
faulter of segments • dumper of cores