The wit and wisdom of my brother-in-law
1. 'You need to get some Clearsil for that' - over the Xmas lunch table when my son was afflicted by teenage acne.
2. 'Business & Marketing at Brighton ? Can't you just get that degree using Google ?' - his reaction to my daughter securing her place at Uni.
3. 'Shell we just get a potty and put in in the corner fou you ?' - when I was making too frequent visits to the loo (following bowel cancer/surgery) during his precious Xmas board game extravanganza
@andyc You're Right he's a Cock
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