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@maiki how long before certain government agencies demand the ability to un-self-destruct emails for um "national security" reasons... But not their own emails, of course...

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@maiki My system has had a delete button for decades... That's prior art, that is...

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Shit. Now I see why my #Chromebook keyboard does NOT have a #Delete button.


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