"Time out gang! I think it's time we had a talk about eating Tide pods. Look, I know they look Super...man! but eating one could lead to a real Doomsday™!"
@HiroProtagonist Setting the bar high right off the bat!
"At Supe's Diner, we don't just have short and full stacks, we have *super* stacks of pancakes. Served all day! Capes for the little ones that double as bibs. See you soon at Supe's Diner!"
@cstanhope The responses I'm getting on Mastodon are leagues beyond the limp one-liners that Instagram is giving me.
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko