I've never understood the motivation behind the IG "Keeping up with the Joneses++" mentality of taking a picture at a playground sandbox and framing it to look like you're on a beach. Your friends know you live in a land locked area, and saw you at the grocery store that day. You were not at the beach.

This though? This is next level tomfoolery.

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Instagram influencer chick: "I am so amaaaaaaazing! I got away with lying to everyone because they trust me. Isn't this greeeeeeeat?"

What the fuck is this even.


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This guy is a pretty amazing musician and while I'm not super duper omfg into this one, I think it's a great "in the style of" cover. Fantastic execution!


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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

Sam Elliot plays the man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.

It was petty fucking enjoyable.


Green and black always makes me think of both zMUD and good ol' hyperterminal

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stupid joke 

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Iron Cross Bellflower, nice daylight shot. Heavy printer paper for touchie-feelies.

I was, as is usual, a bit self doubting about myself tonight, but two people have identified me as Gomez Addams tonight. I feel like I may have done ok with the costume!

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My wife just said, "I need to see if I can find the white paper for it." and it was so hot I just wanna go home now 💘

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