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"wlp0s20f0u8u1u2: renamed from wlan0"

thanks, that's much better

after sitting on the phone for six hundred years to cancel a cable internet service, I got hit with "What's your security code"

"I don't have one"

"It's on the top left of your bill"

"I've never received a paper bill, it's all via email, no code there"

"You can look it up on our app too"

"I don't have a smartphone"

thirty seconds of "uhhh, um" and then we went on with the cancellation.

~cybersecurity~

I just got an email from the manufacturer of my microphone USB audio interface, telling me they're sad about war

ever have one of those days where your friend sends you a seventeen-pound smoked ham

I have an electric knife. It was not powerful enough, and stalled out.

I have a Wusthof chef's knife. I stropped it razor sharp and it lasted five minutes.

In the end the only knife I have that could stand up to the fucking thing is my old combat knife

an hours' work yielded maybe two or three pounds of sliced ham

send help

Apple's out here bragging about a 20-core chip with 128GB of RAM

get your head in the game, Tim, I've had twice as many cores as that for ages

if you're out here both-sidesing the war in ukraine I'm afraid you're a bit of a shithead, sorry

now I'm also hiring a programmer! this job is web stuff and database work.

careers.pnnl.gov/jobs/3409

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"Many flaws mark our carving. Observe it in silence for hours and days until the flaws become part of the work."

I'm hiring a Linux systems administrator:

careers.pnnl.gov/jobs/3186?lan

Feel free to ask me questions about this role.

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There just aren't enough books written where each chapter picks up the story several hundred years past the end of the previous chapter

selling bicycles on ebay is such a pain in the ass

Mozilla: "For the last few months we have been working with a team from Meta (formerly Facebook) on a new proposal"

gets harder and harder to defend these idiots every day, I swear

onboarding is like waterboarding but with bad ideas instead of water

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