Are both based on a preprint paper, which has been updated since, and the update directly invalidates the claim in the news articles:
What do you think the chances are of these outlets updating their reporting?
@khm Hey, they're over a month old. I mean, nobody can even remember back that far. They basically never happened, right?
@cancel lost, in the mists of time. Even if the text were to be recovered it's probably written in Sanskrit or something, who can tell
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