Doctor: trying to do your MRI scan.
Windows: "hey, want to install candy crush??"
Plant operator: trying to change the conveyance speed down by 4% to reduce jams.
Windows: "hey... can you sign up for Microsoft 365 Family?"
Embarrassed receptionist: "sorry, I don't know why it's being so slow today"
Windows: (loading 21 tiny embedded frames in the start menu containing ads for news channels and spotify)
@ret (fades in a Microsoft Edge notification, plays an obnoxious jingle 
and launches a full-screen Windows 11 upgrade dialog)