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I'm trying to learn #Esperanto again. Are there any people in the fediverse who toot in that language?

with apologies to weird al 

🎵 cause it's aluminum FOIA

You've tried algorithms, now try 


It has been bothering me for *weeks* that every time I saw Adam Schiff on TV he reminded me of someone but I couldn't remember who, it was just on the edge of my brain, and tonight I remembered.

Michael Moriarty as Benjamin Stone.

do you ever

'ugh white people'

and you're a white people?

This time of year is hard.

Can it be mid-January now?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if humanity was as full of holiday cheer and good will towards their fellow human the *other* eleven months of the year, the world would be a much better place for all of us.

nightmares, severe anxiety, panic attacks, jail, mh— 

do you have trouble getting started on Monday mornings? I do. Thankfully, terrifying nightmares are a great way to start a Monday wide awake and full of anxie^H^H^H^H^Henergy.

seriously, brain. you give me a nightmare about going to jail and then when I wake up bolt upright in the throes of a panic attack, wonder what I’m doing up so early?

Brains are assholes.

tdor, mh-, 

suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to cry and cry and cry.

i almost made it through TDOR without crying.



my week of PTO draws to a close

time for a relaxing weekend and then back to my amazing job! let's do this!

It's that time again! Pause for a moment and just breathe.

therapist: anime eyes velma isn't real, she can't hurt you
me: oh thank god
anime eyes velma:

James Bond in 

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James Bond in 

The Glad Yellow Plus Blue Makes Green Seal

Tired. Have the next week off. May sleep all of it.

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