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with apologies to weird al 

🎵 cause it's aluminum FOIA

I've been in the video game industry since 1999. I've worked, in a variety of roles, on over 40 shipped titles. I've worked for a large variety of game studios, making everything from PC games to console games, to video slot machines for casinos.

The impact I've had on those games are still talked about in quiet, closed-door conversations at Electronic Arts and Microsoft. I started doing security-related testing and validation for online games and eventually became a game designer and developer, and finally in 2012, created my own studio.

I am credited on exactly one game. The game that my studio put out.

We desperately need a game industry union and one of the many reasons is to make sure that all contributions to a game are acknowledged and credited.

Thanks for coming to my HTOWNTalk.

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It has been bothering me for *weeks* that every time I saw Adam Schiff on TV he reminded me of someone but I couldn't remember who, it was just on the edge of my brain, and tonight I remembered.

Michael Moriarty as Benjamin Stone.

do you ever

'ugh white people'

and you're a white people?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if humanity was as full of holiday cheer and good will towards their fellow human the *other* eleven months of the year, the world would be a much better place for all of us.

nightmares, severe anxiety, panic attacks, jail, mh— 

do you have trouble getting started on Monday mornings? I do. Thankfully, terrifying nightmares are a great way to start a Monday wide awake and full of anxie^H^H^H^H^Henergy.

seriously, brain. you give me a nightmare about going to jail and then when I wake up bolt upright in the throes of a panic attack, wonder what I’m doing up so early?

Brains are assholes.

tdor, mh-, 

suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to cry and cry and cry.

i almost made it through TDOR without crying.



my week of PTO draws to a close

time for a relaxing weekend and then back to my amazing job! let's do this!

It's that time again! Pause for a moment and just breathe.

therapist: anime eyes velma isn't real, she can't hurt you
me: oh thank god
anime eyes velma:

James Bond in 

The Glad Yellow Plus Blue Makes Green Seal

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