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fucking canonical. seriously, i hate computers i'm gonna go pet the dog

sour nerds: bits o shit you will get stuck in your teeth wrapped in a sour candy shell

uspol shitpost 

The Republican Party is so upset about the country having had eight years of something approaching actual democracy that they put a malignant narcissist in the oval who is doing his damndest to turn it into an oligarchy. Don probably misheard it as "olive garden" and thinks it'll get him free breadsticks.

cursed 

Volunteer your unused CPU cycles to HONC and help find a cure for asshole gooseitis

P. Jonah Pickleson, editor of the Pickled Pepper: *slams fist* GET ME PICTURES OF PEPPERMAN!

Peter Piper: *smirks*

pun, uspol, really terrible 

45 and to a lesser extent the entire Republican party are indictment of the whole damned US justice system, soup to nazis

@sydneyfalk "They said the breadsticks were endless. I demand to see your perpetual motion device immediately!"

me: what kind of parts can you source? do you have a catalog

them: ma'am, this is an olive garden. you need to leave

richard stallman's initials are RMS. why has nobody started the hashtag

(remove stallman... it was right in the initials the whole time)

i have the best wife ever, she let me get tonkotsu for dinner tonight <3

are they called 'bollards' because that's where it's likely to hit you if you accidentally walk into one?

mh +/- 

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