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Jesse @jebug29@mastodon.sdf.org

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Got a super cool pop-up book.

"Although I do not admit to having peers" - Tob, 2018

Same, Tob, same

Finally I got that gosh diddly dang annotation card to work on mobile. I am done for the dayyyy

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me, thinking: i should go to the campus coffee shop

me, woke: wait im already here wtf

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The Trump presidency is doing a great job of showing America's commitment to diversity. First we elected a black guy, now we have an orange guy.

Okay I have a Javascript function that moves a div to the correct spot at the bottom of the page when the user scrolls down. It's on a setInterval and also on the window.onScroll function. It works perfectly but for SOME EFFING REASON Safari on iOS is all like "the dIv IS suPpOsEd to MoVe" and *doesn't do it until the scroll stops*. BUT SAFARI ON iOS 8 AND ABOVE SUPPORT RUNNING INTERVALS DURING THE SCROLL EVENT ARGH

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I happen to be hispanic therefore I'm always in the right when I call someone else racist and xenophobic for being mean to me for any reason.

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Our governments kept rallying about the importance of mental health and kept telling ppl to get help... but how can you get help from professionals when they are so expensive you can't afford them! LIES LIES LIES ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Make that two programs I've written for CRT displays (be it a tv or otherwise) that no one will ever need to use loooool

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@jebug29 my wife gets a spam call every hour from a recording of someone yelling in Cantonese

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OH YEAH I LOVE PROGRAMMING*

*except the part where I'm spending 90% of my time doing Linux system administration

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*gets scammer call that my "car's warranty has expired" and this is my final notice*

my truck is nineteen years old

hello yes i'd like to extend my warranty

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Me, working, not wanting to be bothered: *gets 9000 messenger notifications*
Me, literally any other time: *messenger notifications don't even push correctly*

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i plugged in my headphones to my Internet Router and i am literally PLUGGED INTO THE INTERNET