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Home brew risc-v computer?? Help I got coffee grounds everywhere and the sparks have set my butterfinger wrappers on fire

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omg. OMG. **OMG!!!**

Okay I know this sounds like nonsense but oh my god! Captp + handoffs on three *independent* peers over tor onion services, with everyone chatting over goblin-chat!

Each user has their own address on the p2p network! *No* central server!

This is HUGE!

I've been using a grayscale :blobcatreach: as a QED symbol in my problem sets for at least a year now, and no one has said anything about it.

I spend a lot of time thinking about the NSA employee who did the artwork for Ghidra. I hope they're having a good day.

Weight voting in progress and we're already at 23.5/25 :')

This was our first time. I'm glad people enjoyed the challenges. The team worked really hard to make this happen and I'm so proud.

That's the most stressed I've been in a while.

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We're hosting a next weekend, March 26-28. (With prizes!)
It should be fun. We've got all of the categories you would expect (binexp, reversing, game hacking, crypto)
Hope you can join us!
ctf.umasscybersec.org/
ctftime.org/event/1282

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Vaccinated with Bill Gate's microchips. Probably the least painful shot I've ever received.

We're hosting a next weekend, March 26-28. (With prizes!)
It should be fun. We've got all of the categories you would expect (binexp, reversing, game hacking, crypto)
Hope you can join us!
ctf.umasscybersec.org/
ctftime.org/event/1282

Had the source to pickletools.py open and the significant other peered over my shoulder. I had to explain what a "pickle optimizer" was.

Well, that's a first. Accidentally rm -rf'd /dev

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food 

From the #Morphcat #NESdev guys who managed to pack tiny mage action into 40 kilobytes in #MicroMages, I bring you #pizza baking optimisation techniques, more pizza for the same oven.

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STOP MAKING WEBAPPS

WEB PAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than POPUP MENUS
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called FLASH
“Yeah I’m gonna use MVC to create an SPA that talks to a RESTful API” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Webdevs have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the servers and protocols we’ve built for them
(This is REAL code, written by REAL Webdevs):

function isEven(i) { return !isOdd(i) } // ?????

ReactDOM.render(
<div>
<TodoList/>
</div>,
destination
); // ???????

(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); // ???????????????

“Hello I would like {{ $scope.get(“numApples”) }} apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools

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