And the solution to the #coffee problem was a team effort. No , we do not go randomly rummaging in other people's desk drawers here.
As a response to my #nocoffeerant in our team chat, one kind colleague indicated the possibility that there might be a pressing iron in his desk, down in the big bottom drawer to the left... and if we *dare* to try that... we might as well go ahead.
Never dare a #sysadmin. 😉
"I appreciate SDF but it's a general-purpose server and the name doesn't make it obvious that it's about art." - Eugen Rochko